Showing posts with label gods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gods. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Ask Not What Your Gods Can Do for You - Ancient Light #1

Today we ask what our gods can do for us. We compare promised afterlives, we pray for help for both major and minor things. In ancient times, there was more of a balance between what a god could do for a mortal, and what a mortal could do for a god. We all know about the original idea of sacrifice. One might sacrifice a delicious calf or cow. The Archaic Greeks would wrap the bones of the sacrifice with fat and give it to the gods, while the assembled people would eat the aforementioned delicious meat. Make no mistake, the significant ingredient to offer the god and/or gods was the blood. The fat and bones were secondary. Even Homer or Homer/s spoke about the great power of blood to the dead. It gave them a taste of life again.
Fig. 1 Apulian Red-Figure Krater 4th cent. BC detail

Today we talk of personal sacrifice and the only thing we give to our gods are things like prayer, the signing of hymns, and dedicating your own meal to a god. I’m not going to go as far as say a tithe goes to the benefit of a god, as much as it is a donation made in a gods name. Those are merely the most well-known examples of how the ancients strove to please their gods. In several cases, an ancient Greek literary figure would promise to make regular sacrifices to a particular god for some sort of payment for help or seeking penance for a committed crime. Odysseus attempted to keep the god of the sun from killing his men for eating his prize cattle. Odysseus tempted the sun god Helios with regular sacrifices once he makes it back to Ithaca, somewhere in New York [This is a joke BTW]]. It makes one wonder what god-like endorphin was triggered by a mere sacrifice of livestock. 

Perhaps, at the end of the day, all the gods added up the spilled blood, burnt offerings, small cakes, and winding smoke gained by each god. If that is the case, the ancient mortals were merely appealing to the ego of a particular god. The Classical Greek Gods are often portrayed like extremely powerful teenagers.  
From my exposure to Greek and Latin Classics, one thing is evident when it comes to the gods: you can actively set out to give an unknown benefit to a specific god, by making a sacrifice in his or her name. My favorite example is the Roman ‘Evocatio.’ A general of an army stops the troops outside the walls of a hostile city somewhere in Gaul or Asia Minor perhaps, and addresses the main god of the peoples therein. The general makes a sacrifice and calls out to the god of the city. But what does he say to the god? Modern ears, upon hearing this for the first time might guess that the general will call out to the local god and denounce him or her, comparing the lesser known god to the mighty Gods of Rome. This would not be the case. The Roman mentality was much different. They wanted to make Rome the spiritual center of the conquered world by bringing all the gods to it. 
Fig. 2 "Evocation" Alexander Rothaug (1870 – 1946), Austrian

The Roman General proceeds to call the local god by name. He tells the god about Rome and how gods who move there experience much more glory and sacrificial gain then could be experienced in such a small city. The General then asks the god to abandon the temples of the hostile city and move to Rome. Of course, once the city was conquered, the people, one might assume, would be told where they can find their god. You know the phrase “all roads lead to Rome?” The roads are important, but what flows along those roads are much more than slaves, soldiers and trade.  

The moral of the prose: Ask not what your gods can do for you; rather, ask what you can do for your gods. 

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Ancient history themed podcast presented by Steve Dotson, history professor. 

Recorded Live at Cafe Blackadder in Warrensburg, Missouri during the SpoFest spoken word event, April 1, 2016.

A satirical and informative look at Greek and Roman views of sacrifice to a god or gods.


Ancient Light #1 "Ask Not What Your Gods Can Do For You," Recorded Live, April 2016, Cafe Blackadder, Warrensburg, Missouri.

Saturday, July 2, 2016

A Message to Orphans & Bastards


Since the beginning of recorded civilization, gods and demigods have filled the earth with bastard children. This happens when a god or demigod breeds with a mortal. These children have existed within society often unnoticed. Some of these children did not become orphans, but were raised by a step-father. In reality most of the children would have been orphaned, killed, or left alone in nature (and act known as exposure). 

Zeus seduces Olympias, which leads to the conception of Alexander. Fresco by Giulio Romano c. 1526-1534, Palazzo del Te, Mantua, Italy.

Consider at the case of Alexander the Great. His mother, Olympias, claimed she was impregnated by a god who was disguised as a snake. Later, Alexander consulted the Oracle of Ammon and claimed the god told him he was his son. Alexander was a special case, he was able to claim he was the heir of the mortal Macedonian King Philip II while simultaneously claiming he was the son of Zeus-Ammon. Most of the children of a god and a mortal woman end up being raised by a single parent, who perhaps later marries, like Mary the mother of Jesus. Perseus was raised by his mortal mother (Fig. 1) and a fisherman step-father who was the brother of the king of the island of Serifos.

Gustav Klimt's Danaƫ, 1907. The mortal mother of Perseus.

The above illustrations are indicative of the stories we know from mythology. The rarity of such scenarios give one the impression that most orphans and bastards are unrelated to a deity. It is important to realize there are many demi-gods who produce mortal children. who go unmentioned. 

Nymphs are demi-gods who mate with gods and mortals alike, producing children from the many unions. We know of some of these children. Achilles was one of these. His father was a king who married the nymph Thetis – a rare family unit. What about the offspring from the numerous unmentioned transient unions of mortal man and female nymph? In the modern age, we never hear of the children of gods and mortal women. These days, bastards are told that their father is missing or are given the name of man who is not the biological father.
Fig. 2 The sea nymph, Thetis, dips her son, Achilles, into the river
Orphans are even more suspect. Records may indicate one parent, usually the mother. Many times the child is never given the name of either parent. Nymphs, likely the most guilty of creating orphans, are children of gods. The mortal son or daughter of a nymph is a grandchild of a god such as Zeus or Nereus. [Click here for my explanation of nymphs (coming soon)]
Here is my message to bastards and orphans: if you find yourself with one or more super-human abilities, please do not end up abusing your power. Achilles had the knowledge that he was the son of a demi-god. He shined on the battlefield. He was swift, with the highest kill rate of all the other Greeks. He knew he was powerful. His passion was too great for his own good and his rage doomed many of his allies. He was also a cry baby, sobbing on the beach after Agamemnon took his beloved slave girl. He was powerful, passionate, stubborn, deadly, and out of control. Alexander the Great, because of rage and stubbornness, shared a similar persona. Heavy drinking did not help reign in the passions of Alexander - overindulgence and power do not mix.

Demi-gods are capable of much more damage than the average human. Therefore, I have put together some simple rules to follow if you suspect you are an offspring of a god or demi-god.
1.       When you discover your abilities, learn to use them for the greatest good
2.       Control your emotions or they will destroy you.
3.     Overindulgence and power do not mix.
4.       Do not expect the gods to care if you are a related to them. There are many of you.
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Fig. 3 Thetis, nymph goddess, bringing armor to her son, Achilles, detail. Benjamin West 1806.

Famous Orphans & Bastards
Cyrus the Great: founder of the Persian Empire
Aristotle
Beowulf
Moses
Jesus
Muhammad
Romulus: legendary founder of Rome
Johannes Kepler
Bertrand Russell
Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Possible offspring of musically inclined deities

Louis Armstrong
Johann Sebastian Bach
Ray Charles
Ella Fitzgerald
Faith Hill
John Lennon
Tina Turner

Mythological figures born from an immortal and a mortal

Herakles (Lt. Hercules)
Perseus
The Ammon-myth aspects of Alexander the Great
Achilles
Bellerophon
Theseus
Semiramis


Friday, June 24, 2016

Who are the Gods you Serve? New Meme!

Thought I'd share this; fresh from the meme generator!
[Ancient Light Audio Show: "Who are the Gods you Serve?" https://youtu.be/xCBTHyJkQtg]
A show about Plato's Forms and the Personification of human traits into a deity. Pictured above, the Statue of Liberty, given to the United States from France. I am in the process of writing an Ancient Light episode on "Lady Liberty" and her place in both ancient and modern history. 

Friday, May 13, 2016

[Ancient History] Steve Dotson #2 Spofest, Cafe Blackadder, April 1, 2016



Ancient Joke #2 - Original Prose: "Alexander the Great...Drag Queen" - "Ask Not What Your Gods Can Do For You"

Ancient History & Prose. Steve Dotson #1 Spofest, Cafe Blackadder, April 1, 2016



Ancient History Prose & Satire - SpoFest Steve Dotson pt. 1 [11:16]



Introduction - Ancient Joke #1 - "Origin of a Flower" The story of the lovers Apollo & Hyacinthos - "Good Greek Wives Stay in the Attic" Satirical prose about the "Proper" Athenian wife.



Steve Dotson's 1st reading at SpoFest held at CafƩ Blackadder April 1, 2016

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Ancient Light #1 "Ask Not What Your Gods Can Do for You" History Podcast



Ancient Light Episode 1 "Ask Not What Your Gods Can Do for You"

Ancient history themed podcast presented by Steve Dotson, history professor. 

Recorded Live at Cafe Blackadder in Warrensburg, Missouri during the SpoFest spoken word event, April 1, 2016.

A satirical and informative look at Greek and Roman views of sacrifice to a god or gods.